OH MY GOD
Well, that was unexpected.
whAT EVEN IS GOING ON>??
ok I’ve seen this like 8 times on my dash and ignored it but now I finally watched it because I was like “okay this has to be SOMETHING good because everyone I fucking follow is reblogging it”
I was not fucking let down at all.
Oh. My. Christ.
Welp. Didn’t see THAT coming.
what the actual fuck did I just watch.
Ignore the thumbnail, just watch it
Saving the world, one wrinkled dress shirt at a time (x).
if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.
I always reblog this I just love it so much
okay listen. A train is coming towards you. You close your eyes. The train stops coming towards you. You haven’t died. Your brain is really freaking relieved that the train is not coming towards you anymore. That’s why you feel calm. Brains aren’t so stupid that they think you’ve died just because everything is black. It might have felt a bit stressed by seeing that there is a large vehicle travelling towards you, because sometimes it can have problems with understanding things outside of you and telling what’s real and what isn’t. But your brain perfectly aware that your heart is still beating and your lungs are still breathing and blood is still travelling around your body. That’s it’s job. You don’t feel calm because you “died”, you feel calm because you’re ALIVE.
Can we stop glorifying suicidal thoughts now please?
No matter what happens, you will always have an ancient part right in the middle of your human brain, somewhere that you have no access to, that wants nothing more than for you to stay alive.
I’m not going to kill you, Crowley. I have plans for you.
can we please take a moment to appreciate his not dead yet face
Tip for all my student readers: if you’re too lazy to use a bibliography creator like NoodleBib or RefWorks, let Google generate your bibliography entries for you. All you have to do is google the article/book title in Google Scholar, click “cite” at the bottom of the search result, and copy either the MLA, APA, or Chicago cite into your word document.
Signal boost because omg how did I not know this in college?
Since registration is starting soon I figure this is ample time to remind the six people who look at my Tumblr that citing your sources is really important in college and that this will be your best friend forever.
If you’re in high school and want to go to college? Learn to source! You’ll be way ahead of the curve and it’s 100% more important than knowing what the hell a predicate nominative is.
I use http://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/ to figure out how to cite for my papers, and it’s been quite useful for the three years I’ve been at this!
Kids these days have it so good
Minimalist posters explain complex philosophical concepts with basic shapes
Sometimes I get all emotional over Lucifer because I realize
Nick was a father without a child
and Lucifer was a child without a father
go sit the fuck down and think about what you’ve just done
I CAN’T. I CAN’T. I CAN’T
DYING. OMG. WHAT IS AIR. I CAN’T. I CAN’T.
Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:
When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.
When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”
i always have to reblog this because it’s my favorite thing ever.
A true actor with true intentions. Brilliant.
Okay so, the Doctor is from out of space but does he only breathe oxygen like everyone else? Does Gallifrey have an atmosphere like Earth’s? Because I’d never thought about it before now but he seems to be struggling just as much as everyone else and he does seem to have the same basic anatomy as a human, other than the two hearts.
Anyone care to answer?
Gallifrey’s atmosphere is 77% Nitrogen, 21% Oxygen and 2% other, which means that it’s similar to Earth’s atmosphere, but it’s a bit thinner.
The Doctor needs oxygen as well, but Time Lords have a raspiratory bypass system that allows them to go without breathing for a longer time span than humans.
Most fandoms have some pretty deep canon. The Doctor Who fandom can tell you the concentrations of gas in the atmosphere of the home planet of the main character. DW Fandom > Your fandom
This also means that Earth’s atmosphere gets the Doctor high, because it has double (or triple, I can’t do math, forgive me) the oxygen of Gallifrey. Obviously the TARDIS has an Earth-like oxygen level inside of it, which can explain why he’s so bloody hyper all the time.
so are you telling me that the Doctor protects Earth because it’s where he gets his fix is that it
How does he manage to get his foot stuck in a toilet? Especially a second time?
He was trying to get to the Ministry of Magic, duh
sorry, but the way he’s looking at Rory… he wants his attention… I bet he puts his foot in that toilet every other week, just hoping that Rory is on shift- and that little look was him not even caring what he must look like, because dammit Nurse Williams just talked to him again and that’s worth the world
Oh god. I ship RoryxFooInToiletSeatKid
I ship Rory x FootInToiletSeatKid
fuck this fucking website
Where’s the fanfics
Once again, another FYSL Fanwork Exchange, producing even more awesome work for the Sam/Lucifer community. This round marks the second anniversary of the first mini exchange that the following summer grew into the exchange we all know and love. I would like to thank each and every person who has particpated for making this community and into what it is today. It has been my pleasure to organize this event for all of you, and I look forward to continuing to do so in the future. -Your friendly neighborhood admin, Lizifer
- Stained (fan art) by jawncakes for lesbiansatan
- Lucifer’s Gift (fic) by the-yaoi-galla for ifyouregoingthroughhelkeepgoing
- Phoenix (gif + ficlet) by lesbiansatan for safiyabat
- Night Moves (fic) by safiyabat for lifehappenedtome
- They Remind Us (fic) by robinasnyder for charliebradburyfanwarrior
- Show me. (gif + ficlet) by alwaysenduphere for rainbowspirk
- All of my stumbling phrases never amounted to anything worth this feeling (fic) by arcticfyre for orangezest100
- A Lesson On Why You Shouldn’t Ask Your Boyfriend To Get Along With Your Brother (fic) by vvincested for arcticfyre
- Wake up Call (fic) by hotter-in-enochian for msbrokenbrightside
- A New Experience (fic) by rainbowspirk for cryptoshark
- Lead Us Not Into Temptation (fic) by samaelmorningstar for i-see-light
- Midnight Skype Call (fic) by orangezest100 for destroyablack
- Lux Just Ain’t For Us (Podfic) by supershpadoinklewho for faithfullydefective
- Anticlimactic (fic) by talkmagically for alwaysenduphere
- Jingle Bell Swing (fic) by ifyouregoingthroughhelkeepgoing for protectivesamgirl
- Close to Flying (fic) by talesfromperdition for luciferious
- Your Healing Touch (fic) by amayakumiko for kngfishergrl
- Claret (fan art) by jamestiqueeriuskirk for samaelmorningstar
- Everything You Need (fic) by faithfullydefective for jawncakes
- What a Shame (That You Came Here with Someone) (fic) by protectivesamgirl for the-yaoi-galla
- One Should Never Talk To Strangers (fic) by lifehappenedtome for twinkifer
- Masquerade (graphic + fic) by suchanadorer for jamestiqueeriuskirk
- Landscape (fic) by cryptoshark for talesfromperdition
- Untitled Fan Art by luciferious for quarterclever
- Crocosima (fic) by quarterclever for amaykumiko
- (I Wouldn’t Have It) Any Other Way (fic) by twinkifer for hotter-in-enochian
- .we were drawn, however, closely together. (fan mix) by lineadecuatro for robinasnyder
- Untitled Fan Art by i-see-light for supershpadoinklewho
- Time Has Brought Your Heart To Me (fic) by charliebradburyfanwarrior for talkmagically
- Archangel Ruined (fic) by msbrokenbrightside for apunkassholyroller
- Boundaries (fic) by kngfishergrl for lysanatt
- The Antithesis of Sam Winchester (graphc + fic) by apunkassholyroller for suchanadorer
You can find a list of all works from other past exchanges here, and sign-ups for next round, the FuckYeahSam/Lucifer Hotter than Hell 2014 Fanwork Exchange, open on MAY 23rd 2014. Keep following FYSL for updates as the date approaches!
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
Smooth as fuck